lubricates:

ur so cute i just want to punch u in the face

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."


Unknown  (via qiuyee)

(Source: j-term)

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."


(Source: wordsthat-speak)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves